In honor of your day, below is a statistics related joke. And yes, I had to google "statistics jokes", and yes, I didn't understand 90% of the results... but hey, engineer jokes probably don't make much sense to you. Well, maybe they do, being married to a Poulsen, but anyway, here's the joke.
A man was in a hot-air balloon. Soon he found himself lost with nothing but green fields for as far as the eye could see. Eventually, he happened to float over a man who was walking his dog.
He leaned over the basket and yelled out, "Hello! Where am I?"
The man on the ground replied, "You're about 20 feet above the ground in a hot-air balloon."
The balloonist cursed him and shouted back, "You must be a statistician."
"Why do you say that?" asked the man on the ground.
"Well," shouted the balloonist, "You're absolutely correct but your answer was completely useless."
"Oh I see," replied the walker, "And you must be a manager."
"Actually, you're right," said the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the walker, "First you were lost. Then, after working out what information you needed to sort yourself out, you asked someone else to get it for you. Now, that you have the information, you're still lost, but it's someone else's fault."
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OH wow...we'd lost our bookmark to your blog. I read your post to Rachel and she says THANKS!
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