I am not terribly proud of this, but I just successfully bribed my children out of a trip to Chuck E. Cheese.
Back in February, I had promised the girls that I would take them to CEC during spring break. As children are wont to do, they have forgotten (or ignored) every other utterance I have made since - especially those involving chores and/or homework - but have not forgotten this one. So today we were scheduled to hang with the mouse.
As I have gone on record as hating everything involving crowds - especially crowds of young, unsupervised children - it goes without saying that I was not looking forward to the adventure. Especially since I woke with a KILLER headache.
Up to now, spring break has been filled with Sarah doing chores to earn money to buy Barbie movies. At 25 cents a chore, she's been putting in a lot of work to afford even used copies of the movies she covets. Simultaneously, Madilyn has been begging me to buy her Pokemon Diamond, but continues to refuse to actually work for it. Perhaps she's actually got enough math sense to figure out how many 25 cent chores it would take to earn $35. Either way, both are actively looking for a way to make a quick buck.
So, with thoughts of cheap pizza, loud games, and overpriced plastic junk swirling through my pain-addled brain, I offered them the option of staying home and splitting the money that I would have spent at CEC. After a little pondering, they both decided that they'd take the money.
Hooray! Mouse bullet dodged, at least for today.